Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Ugly Is My Middle Name Chapter 1
Ugly Is My Middle Name: Chapter 1 An Uglacy
Some of you may know me from my failed uglacy on The Sims 3 website, My Alphabetical Uglacy. A while back when I was discouraged by my unfortunately attractive Sims, I decided to start an in-game uglacy, and the Parkers were born! Here's the founder, Jessica Parker, who is currently pregnant with her third and final child.
Here's her husband, formerally Walkter Grisby, ideal uglacy material, which is exactly why i chose him. Duh! No way I'm screwing up again.
Here's their first born daughter, Angelina. She's definitely not ugly, her dad's nose and ears weren't that genetic it appears...
As you can tell there middle child, Taylor, has successfully inherited her father's hideous nose, making her the uglier of the two siblings.
After putting the kids to bed one night, it was finally time for Walter to transition into an elder. My spouses are always so dang old...
And if you didn't believe me when I said Walter was ugly, here's your proof. Definitely ugly.
"Oh my God!"
What? Finally see your husband's face?
"Ha ha. Oh stop. I'M IN LABOR!"
Sure you are.
"I AM! DO YOU THINK I WOULD MAKE THIS UP?"
No you didn't.
"Don't even go there. I just went through 9 stressful hours of labor!"
I care why?
"Because I will make sure my little Brock is destined to be adorable!"
Unfortunately, Jessica's curse came true and Brock came out adorable. Oddly with blond hair though, since I'm pretty sure both his parents have red... Hmmm...
Another birthday was also celebrated, and that was Angelina's who became a gorgeous child. My fate rests in Taylor's hands.