Thursday, January 13, 2011
My Alphabetical Legacy Chapter 1
My Alphabetical Legacy: Chapter 1
After starting my uglacy I had the fear of becoming overwhelmed with ugly (like that actually happened), so I created an alphabetical legacy to cancel everything out! Here's the founder, who actually isn't that attractive now that I think about it, Andrea Alice!
Here's her husband, who's recently aged up into an elder, Jared Alice, or most of you may now him by his surname, Jared Frio.
Here's Andrea and Jared's first born son who recently transitioned into young adulthood, Benjamin Alice. He is also generation B's heir.
Once Benjamin was born Andrea had twin girls, here's Barbera, who I'm pretty sure is the oldest. And, quite frankly, the ugliest.
Here's her younger sister, Brianna, who looks just like her mother but is still rather ugly.
This is Teri Dixon, who will soon be Benjamin's spouse who will assist in making attractive babies for the next generation.
The pair were already Good Friend's so Ben had an easy time wrapping her around his finger.
"Or it was my irresistable charm."
No, it was the fact that you were already friends.
"Yeah, I know."
"Teri, will you be my girlfriend?"
"Wait, do you think I'm charming?"
"I don't think this is gonna work out."
"Just kidding, Teri."
You better be.
"Miss Dixon, will you do me the honor of becoming the new Mrs. Alice?"
"Ben, you're still not charming."
"But yes! Yes I will!"
With that, the two decided to get married right at the spot (in the family kitchen!) and officially become Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin Alice.
I though Teri was gorgeous before, but after her makeover she was absolutely stunning. Hopefully her and Ben will not disappoint me with the next generation.
And making the next generation is just what they got down to doing.
On her way home from work (which explains her hat) Teri discovered that she was pregnant with generation C!